Wednesday, July 4, 2007

(On the topic of social escorts giving blowjobs for $3000..)
Wendy: What's a blowjob?
Puma: oh my god, faints. You really don't know? It's.. um..
Nrl: When you suck a guy's dick.
Wendy: OMG! EW! Why would I wanna do that? So disgusting!
Nrl: Trust me, you'll do it soon enough, when you get married.
Puma: Or even before.
Wendy: But WHY..??
Puma: It's part & parcel of life.

I am in a state of physical pain right now, a pain bordering to excruciating. My stomach's punching itself in multiple times over, my back has been sore for the last few days causing me great discomfort whenever I walk/sit/sleep, my legs/thighs cry out when I walk up stairs - but maybe that's got to do with the rate I've been exerting pressure on them, walking much much more than usual, and my arms are aching but FOR NO REASON.

Now my boobs are giving me problems.

I think that the godly time of the month is imminent; I'm partially thankful because the last time it came was more than a month ago, but I LOATHE the pain that comes with it, not sure why it's coming on harder nowadays than ever before.

Hell, it's times like these I wish I had a dick instead.


p/s A lovely HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Bani & Boobies dear, have a great one you guys! :) <3