Monday, January 8, 2007

boobs, boobs and MORE boobs.

Both fake AND real.


Like omg, if you're a guy who gets rock hard easily, you'll end up in the hospital cos of excessive blood flow to your genitals and overwhelming arousal. word of caution though, mostly the boobs are fake cos well.. they mostly belong to MEN. or to put it correctly, women who were once men. whether the transformation is complete, I have no idea, haha :) But it's pretty fascinating - yet at the same time, extremely DISTURBING - to watch the night scene @ Orchard Towers. which makes me feel very very, very blessed to be working at the safe haven of 3 monkeys, where I am fully clothed in jeans and a baggy 3 monkeys polo tee.

But after awhile it gets pretty disgusting. You see five women (mostly foreign), throwing themselves at one guy, regardless of the obvious fact that he's lacking alot physically. you see these women dressed in micro-mini tight skirts, and tops which are probably altered for maximum BOOB SPILLAGE, and who do you see their arms around? a really big, fat, hairy and greying angmoh. well, these places are 90% frequented by angmohs, so it's not a rare sight. and to think that hey, THESE GUYS COULD ACTUALLY BE FRICKIN MARRIED, really does not help censor the image of them fucking around while their wives are alone in bed.


Other than that, my first day of work wasn't as bad as I'd expected. Adel sent me, so my jittery nerves were calmed down a whole shitload. I rubbed shoulders with Kumar so many times, yet he never actually looked at me in the eye with a smile (maybe he puts on a friendly front on stage & tv; sorry, but what an asshole). a negro guy asked for my number and when I didn't give it, he got pissed off and didn't leave a tip like he always does.. he's a regular. (shit.) I haven't broken anything and I hope my luck stays that way. I don't think my senior worker really likes me; I think he thinks that I'm just some kid. and I learnt that even at 0445hrs, people still DO come down to chow on pizza & pasta.


oh, and I get a free dinner! it's damn delish.


howells, so now I'm working full time - just temporarily. 8pm-5am everyday, and I get off on Fridays. wow, I'm actually holding a full time job. as exciting as it sounds... I'm still really scared.

xx

2:50 PM

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